ging-ler:

do you ever shave your legs but later you realise you missed a spot and its like

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mykingdomforapen:

everyone’s always going on about pureblood and muggleborn culture in hogwarts but what about the halfbloods

they’re the ones who know all the lyrics to the weird sisters songs and bastille songs they crush on the chosen one and tom hiddleston they go to both walt disney world and the quidditch world cup final for summer holiday and use magic to fix their laptops they’ve got the best of both worlds

finefools:

‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies 

politicalsexkitten:

Nash Grier isn’t cute at all and his personality is pure trash so stop defending that expired jar of mayonnaise.

amphetameme:

i get so flustered whenever interviewers ask me ‘so why do you want to work here?’ because the first thing that pops into my head everytime is ‘i need your money to survive, you capitalist pig’ but thats not the appropriate answer

nomohomo:

*opens blank tab* yes mom im doing my homework leave me alone dont you trust me at all

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